15 Animal Parents Who Have Had Enough Of Their Kids' Crap
1. "Just let me lay down for a second. You know how hard it was giving birth to you? You're a goddamn elephant for crying out loud!"
2. "I could probably eat half of you and still have enough kids left to get plenty of grandcubs."
3. "I'm really regretting trying to save our species from extinction."
4. "I wish the f*cking polar ice caps would melt so I could finally get some peace, Jesus Bear Christ."
5. "You're two seconds away from going from 'adorable predator' to 'adorable prey'!"
6. "Why don't you go find an ice-fishing hole to fall in?"
7. "WHY CAN'T YOU BE ONE OF THOSE FAINTING GOATS!?"
8. "Don't touch that, it's for ADULTS!"
9. "I just finished eating goddamn lice off of you, give me a break."
10. "Just where the f*ck do you think you're going? There's nothing over there but more trees!"
11. "If you keep fighting back there, so help me I will turn this possum around."
12. "Why did we let him watch Happy Feet??"
13. "I'm not having a fedora-wearing chump for a kitten!"
14. "I can change any color I want to, but right now I'm turning red."
15. "When I say clean your litter box, you better clean it!"
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