15 Animal Parents Who Have Had Enough Of Their Kids' Crap

1. "Just let me lay down for a second. You know how hard it was giving birth to you? You're a goddamn elephant for crying out loud!"

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2. "I could probably eat half of you and still have enough kids left to get plenty of grandcubs."

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3. "I'm really regretting trying to save our species from extinction."

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4. "I wish the f*cking polar ice caps would melt so I could finally get some peace, Jesus Bear Christ."

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5. "You're two seconds away from going from 'adorable predator' to 'adorable prey'!"

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6. "Why don't you go find an ice-fishing hole to fall in?"

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7. "WHY CAN'T YOU BE ONE OF THOSE FAINTING GOATS!?"

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8. "Don't touch that, it's for ADULTS!"

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9. "I just finished eating goddamn lice off of you, give me a break."

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10. "Just where the f*ck do you think you're going? There's nothing over there but more trees!"

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11. "If you keep fighting back there, so help me I will turn this possum around."

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12. "Why did we let him watch Happy Feet??"

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13. "I'm not having a fedora-wearing chump for a kitten!"

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14. "I can change any color I want to, but right now I'm turning red."

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15. "When I say clean your litter box, you better clean it!"

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