17 Vintage Ads That Would Make You Laugh So Hard
The likes and dislikes of modern minds can be very fickle, so it's no surprise that appealing ads of half a century ago are hilarious now. Get ready to take on a journey into the past!
1. Corn Saved Marriage
When it comes to the benefits of eating corn, you could list out several health benefits in seconds, but saving a marriage from falling apart would be the last thing that sprang to mind. FYI, it's exclusive to Niblets!
2. Catch Your Man With Donuts
At a loss of how to find the way to your man's heart? Taste tempting donuts will be sure to help you out. Hurry up, wives, or you'll be waiting in line.
3. He Has One
Perhaps one of the most annoying things is to be loved by mosquitoes. Well, at least you can protect your face from those irritating bugs with this smart gadget. He has one, so what are you waiting for?
4. New Blue Cheer
"It's NEW! It's BLUE! It's WASHDAY MAGIC!" Using Cheer and washing shirts can be a cheerful chore!
5. But Your Nose?
What if you have a perfect face but your nose appears to be unattractive? Don't lose heart, dear. With six adjustable pressure regulators, you can bid farewell to this tiny flaw!
6. How Good Is Butter
No butter lover should eat butter to lubricate their arteries and veins, so don't take it as an excuse for gulping it!
7. My Heart Sings
This blended vegetable drink is clearly nutritious, but here comes the question, do you have the courage to drink this V-8 beverage when you see how trippy it makes people?
8. Quick Fix For Gray Hair
If you have been laid off recently, maybe the culprit is your gray hair. Just buy Wyeth's Sage & Sulphur in any drug store, and a new job will be waiting for you!
9. Best Gift For Santa
Keep the finest raspberry wine at hand if you want to show hospitality to Santa. Perhaps he'll get drunk and leave you with tons of Christmas gifts!
10. Hamburger Lovers' Headache
Just picturing a hamburger plopping out of the can would make anyone lose their appetite. Thank god there is no such thing in 21th century!
11. Energy Candy
Eating candies makes kids energetic, and that's why smart mothers have bought them. Come to get some candies, son, and it won't turn you into a rabbit!
12. Mr. Ned Also Thinks So
Make sure you tell your aunt about her bad breath before Mr.Ned complains about it. But it would be better to hold your tongue next time, niece!
13. Shh, It's A Secret
Have you heard of the new dieting fad? If not, then you'd better stock up on Gerber baby food. Believe it or not, it will be sold out in no time!
14. How Good Is Tetley's Tea
How many children were never beaten in the 19th century? Unfortunately it wasn't that many. So it is with Tetley's tea, the premium brand you'll struggle to find.
15. Join My House Party
Still don't know why you have never been invited to a party that offers sugar-frosted flakes? Alright, it's probably because you are not courageous enough. After all, not all people are allowed to dine with the king of the jungle!
16. Make A Mother's Day
Believe it or not, any day can be celebrated as Mother's Day as long as you take a bucket of KFC home. What a brilliant idea to have fried chicken for dinner every night!
17. Email's Best
How about throwing a party with friends nationwide and only having to wash one glass? Couldn't be more wonderful, right? And that genius idea of a chatroom party was first brought up by the H&R Block. Now we call it email!