In the age of Internet oversharing, intrepid photographers have gifted us with many wonderfully inspirational images but these aren't them.
1. Let's play dodgeball, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
2. Who knew goats could be so terrifying?
3. The worst part must be knowing he's 5 seconds away from a total face transplant.
4. Nevermind.That guy on the motorcycle has got nothing on this one.
5. Let's just hope he's not armed.
6. Ahh, the face of someone who is blissfully unaware that he's about to get busted up.
7. WHAT IS THIS THING? GET IT OFF ME! OH, GOD! IT'S MY TAIL!
8. The five-second rule applies double for cheesecake.
9. At least it's not hitting him square in the eyes?
10. Even wolves are not exempt from looking derpy.
11. IT'S A TRAP! SAVE YOURSELVES!
12. Never again will he enjoy playing frisbee.
13. Let's hope it was a really hot day.
14. Let's see if you can walk on water, Marge!
15. Look on the bright side, it's a black suit! No one will know. Oh, wait.
16. And for his next trick, The Amazing Moron will set his chest hair on fire!
17. Somehow it doesn't seem fair that the woman's glass didn't break, and yet all the beer has ended up in her lap.
18. What is it with all these children being hit in the face?!
19. Now that's what I call a mosh pit!
20. Just because you saw a catapult on Pinterest doesn't mean you can actually recreate it in real life.
21. Well, it looks little Timmy has "professional race car driver" written all over him.
22. I thought we'd already established that mere humans cannot walk on water.
23. He totally meant to do that.The internet said it's the best way to see mermaids.
24. It's a bird, it's a plane.No, it's a man falling off his bike!
25. YOU IN DANGER, GIRL.
26. You would think that motorcycle manufacturers would be a bit more careful with their wheels.
27. And that's why you always listen to Grandma when she says not to ride the ATV without her.
28. Balls to the face seem to be a national epidemic.
29. Poor dogs and their frisbees.it's tragic, really.
30. Poor dogs can't get a break on the playground, either.
31. We bookish gals have all been there before.
32. The look on the picker's nose says it all: he got a big one.
33. That'll be the last time she lets her dog have fast food.
34. Won't someone think of the children?!